A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the business class section of the plane. The flight attendant rushes over to her and tells her she must move to economy because she doesn’t have a business class ticket. The blonde replies, “I’m blonde, I’m smart, I have a good job, and I’m staying in business class until we reach Bali.”
The disgusted flight attendant gets the cabin supervisor who asks the blonde to leave.
The blonde yet again repeats “I’m blonde, I’m smart, I have a good job and I’m staying in business class until we reach Bali.”
The supervisor doesn’t even know what to do at this point because they still have to get the rest of the passengers seated to take off; the blonde is causing an issue with boarding now, so the flight attendant gets the first officer.
The first officer goes up to the blonde and whispers in her ear. She immediately gets up and goes to her seat in the economy section. The cabin supervisor asks the first officer in amazement what he said to get her to move to her correct seat.
The pilot replies, “I told her the front half of the airplane wasn’t going to Bali.”
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